Why your dogs hair cut is more expensive then yours

This is hub is for those people that are curious, or just don't get it when it comes to dog grooms.  I have heard so many people say, " I can't believe you're charging me more for my dogs haircut then my hairdresser charges for my hair."  So, if you really don't get it, here are the top reasons why it costs more for Fluffy to get her hair done then it does for you.

1. You don't go months without washing or brushing your hair out.

2. Your hair dresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

3.  Your hair dresser doesn't give you a sanitary shave

4. Your hair dresser doesn't clean out all the wax in your ears and pluck out the ear hair.

5.  Your hair dresser doesn't clean the boogers around your eyes.

6.  You sit still while your hair dresser is cutting your hair

7.  Your haircut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure

8.  Your hair dresser only washers and cuts the hair on your head

9.  You don't bite, scratch, bark, or nip at your hair dresser while they are cutting your hair

10.  The chance of you pooping or peeing on your hairdresser is highly unlikely 

This, and many other reasons are why it costs more for your dogs hair cut then your own.  For those of you who still don't get it......I just don't know what else to tell you.